Friday 15 June 2007

Beetroot

Beetroot stained fingers of scars and warts hint towards the abyss of abandonment that this life brings - gift-wrapped with blunt wrappers and tied with the entrails of a pig.

Thursday 14 June 2007

Lighter Conspiracy

Where do all the fucking lighters go?
Really?
If everybody is asking the question, then surely, it can only mean one thing. There is the biggest conspiracy being perpetuated before our very eyes. Somehow lighters are the experimental first use of nano technology. Lighters that are In fact a million little specs no bigger than a micrometre. Engineered, programmed with instructions. Access to Google Maps and Swiss Army Knife. Nano like of course. They just run back to the shops. Its experimental technology. Sometimes they get lost. Sometimes it all goes wrong but mostly they make it back safe. Safe to the shops for us fuckers to buy them again.