Saturday Morning

I spent most of my Saturday morning masturbating and smoking instead of going to work. 

It just beats a fourteen hour shift and serving hundreds of breakfasts. 

I'm getting too old for this shit.

Handstands

I wasn't sure what to do with my morning so I did handstands in the living room until I went dizzy. No time at all, a mere ten minutes and it took me twenty to recover,

Cockroach

Crawling across my keyboard in an internet cafe down a back street in Soho. Immature and non-threatening it was hardly the horror story I always thought it would be. My first cockroach. I watched it scurry about for a few minutes with sirens wailing behind me and the chatter of a score of different nationalities around me, wondering, if any of them like me have just seen their first cockroach.

Secrets & Lies

"The truth is like the sun, its benefit is entirely dependent on our distance from it"